Sing Along with the Ultrachrist! Songs
What Would You Do? (Ultrachrist's Theme)
When Ultrachrist wants to rock out, he rocks out to this, his official theme song. Click the icon to listen, and sing along with the lyrics.
Music by: Bryan Sendrowitz, Lyrics by: Kerry Douglas Dye, Performed by: Beat Radio
Copyright © 2002, LeisureSuit Media, LLC
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A New, Pro-Sex Kinda Savior
When Ultrachrist realizes the error of his prudish ways, he unites humanity by singing this paean to worldly pleasures. And you can sing along, with these kooky lyrics.
Music by: James Ruchala & Sara Alden, Lyrics by: Kerry Douglas Dye, Performed by: James Ruchala, Sarah Alden, Jason Cypher, Andy Nelson and Jonathan C. Green
Copyright © 2002, LeisureSuit Media, LLC
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Lyrics to "What Would You Do? (Ultrachrist's Theme)
Descending on a moonbeam,
He swept down to save us,
To teach us all what's right and what's wrong.
Naked as a newborn,
A babe in a manger ...
Unswaddled, no sandals, no thong.
Nude Messiah, a lonely pariah.
Still he dangled and boldly strolled on ...
(CHORUS)
What would you do when your soul's at sea,
In an ocean of dope and porn that's free?
What would you do? Well what would he?
He'd be ... Ultrachrist!
Live-in lipstick lesbians,
His girlfriend a redhead.
Something, you know, had to give.
Too much stimulation
For one second coming.
Stigmata a-gush just like a sieve.
Lewd behavior, a savvier savior.
Reborn now, risen to live ...
(CHORUS)
What would you do when you've got ennui
From your Oprah show and your MTV?
What would you watch? Well what would he?
He'd see Ultrachrist!
Lyrics to "A New, Pro-Sex Kinda Savior"
Now sex is nothing sinful such as smoking or a lie,
I see a lot of goodness in a teasing glance of thigh.
I think I'll reevaluate lascivious behavior
And declare this incarnation a new pro-sex kinda savior.
Libido is a freaky thing I find it fairly vexing,
And sure it's true it's cooler when you love the gal you're sexing.
But horny pairs who wish to share and hopping in the sack go,
Are twice as blessed as them still dressed and holy ipso facto.
Guys and gals and guys and guys and gals and gals, amen.
One at a time or two or nine I'm thinking up to ten.
The birds the bees the dogs the fleas the meek ones like the rabbit
All like their fun, so what's up nun? How 'bout you drop that habit!
Now you may think I'm Mr. Limp and lack erotic powers,
But I've had a huge erection and it kept me nailed for hours.
The point I make and what to take,
you have a chance don't lose it ...
God made your flesh in His likeness.
So by all means freaking use it.
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