Ultrachrist! Super-Fun Audio Clips
Have your computer blashpeme every time you get an e-mail with these fun Ultrachrist! audio clips ... Taken from the actual movie!
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Archangel Ira: "The Archangel Ira! The patron saint of erotic massage? At your service." |
| Size: 39KB |
| Length: 4 secs. |
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Archangel Ira: "What?? What?? What's the big deal with you and sex??" |
| Size: 25KB |
| Length: 3 secs. |
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Ultrachrist: "Boys, your mothers know what's taking you so long in the bathroom. Trust me -- the circle of hell reserved for perpetual wankers is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to spend eternity there." |
| Size: 61KB |
| Length: 11 secs. |
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Ultrachrist: "Somewhere out there, a commandment is being broken!" |
| Size: 34KB |
| Length: 4 secs. |
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Jada Jennsen: "Ultrachrist. Who is he? What is he? We don't know, but he's fighting sin like a club girl fights crabs." |
| Size: 57KB |
| Length: 7 secs. |
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Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany: "That's good enough for government work." |
| Size: 20KB |
| Length: 2 secs. |
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Band member #1: "Wow, it's Jim Morrison of the Doors!"
Band member #2: "Wait! He looks evil." |
| Size: 43KB |
| Length: 5 secs. |
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Jesus: "Maybe I'll start a new ministry of my own teachings."
Ira: "Oh, that'd be groovy. You could call it 'Jeezianity'." |
| Size: 43 KB |
| Length: 9 secs. |
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Ultrachrist: "From this day forward, I shall be known as Ultrachrist!" |
| Size: 48KB |
| Length: 5 secs. |
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Lesser Angel: "Our Father who art in heaven ... How the heck you doing?" |
| Size: 25KB |
| Length: 2 secs. |
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Molly: "I present to you the future of Christianity. Get ready for a whole new Christ!" |
| Size: 53KB |
| Length: 6 secs. |
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Wireless operatrix: "Welcome to WorldCom Wireless. To unleash the power of Satan, press one." |
| Size: 48KB |
| Length: 6 secs. |
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Ultrachrist: "The eighf commandment, yo. Thou shalt not steal. It's stupid righteous to the real!" |
| Size: 39KB |
| Length: 5 secs. |
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Ultrachrist: "Thou art in violation of the eighth commandment!" |
| Size: 20KB |
| Length: 2 secs. |
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