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Guy Movie of the Week, 11/8/99: Heat
by Kerry Douglas Dye

published 11/8/99

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Kerry Douglas Dye is LeisureSuit.net's Manhattan-based Senior Editor.



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Heat (Michael Mann, 1995):
Heat
Big week for Michael Mann . . . his new picture The Insider comes out. I found it to be a compelling account of historically significant events, but my colleague Jordan Hoffman, who wrote the LS.n review, wasn't quite so impressed. Still, he agrees with me that Mann's earlier picture, Heat, is a fantastic piece of entertainment. In my estimation, one of a few really epic cops and robbers pictures out there.

Michael Mann's career has been mixed. His 1983 Nazi vampire film, The Keep, is on my list of worst movies ever, a particular bummer because I was a big fan of the book as a kid. But he's done other good work along the way, and Heat is my personal favorite. It's the tale of a cop (Al Pacino) and a robber (Robert De Niro). Both are very good at their respective jobs. Both are lousy at relationships. Pacino has a wife who feels alienated by his obsession with catching baddies. De Niro awkwardly forms a relationship with a nice girl only because she makes the first move . . . but his motto is never have anything in your life you can't walk out on in five minutes if you smell the heat coming around the corner. This is not conducive to a long-term relationship, but God bless him, De Niro tries his best.

Of De Niro's crew of thieves, the one dedicated family man is Val Kilmer. He dotes on his wife Ashley Judd and she returns the favor by banging Moe the Bartender-- er, Hank Azaria. See, Kilmer learns the hard way that the life of a thief isn't compatible with the life of Joe Barbecue. No, sir--if you want to be a real man in this line of work, you've got to be hard like steel, not soft and cuddly like Bauxite.

The picture's like 3 hours long, but it ain't terribly plotty. Basically, De Niro robs shit, and Pacino picks up his scent and tries to take him down. Meanwhile, you got tough mothers like Jon Voight, Tom Sizemore and Dennis Haysbert trying to do bad, and other tough S.O.B.'s like Mykelti Williamson and Wes Studi trying to stop them from doing bad. And everyone, whether they're doing bad or doing good, looks real cool doing it, and finds lots of time to exchange machine gun fire at crowded L.A. intersections. It's a dog's life.

Of course through the whole of the movie you're waiting for the big moment when De Niro and Pacino are going to meet. Face to face, head to head, testicles to testicles, slap 'em on the table, see whose is bigger . . . It's a terrific scene. Pacino is hot in this movie, doing his wacky, over the top, Scent of a Woman shtick, but for my money no one's cooler than De Niro. This has got to be one of his greatest roles . . . it would be an honor to get robbed by a thief that tough, that smart, that professional.

Heat is one cool fucking movie. For bad guys versus good guys, and tough guys all around, this is a picture that doesn't disappoint. Kudos to writer/director Michael Mann for a grade-A addition to the Guy Movie pantheon.


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Name: Bill
Subject: Guy Movie of the Week, 11/8/99: Heat
-- Aug 16, 2007 at 8:25PM
That movie is incredible

Name: Simon
Subject: That film u r on about
-- Jul 20, 2007 at 7:29PM
kirsty, that film with the 2 people stuck in elevator is You've got mail, starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. It was Tom's character and his fiance in that elevator

Name: Kirsty
Subject: What's the name of that movie????
-- Jun 8, 2006 at 5:14AM
I need to find the name of the movie where the guy and girl who are engaged briefly get stuck in an elevator with a couple of other people and they start discussing what they will do if they get out of the elevator. It comes to his turn and he says "If I ever get out of this elevator...." before she interrupts with something like "Oh damn I can't find my lipstick..." after he gets out of the elevator he leaves her and goes on to happiness...

Sorry, this is all I can remember.

Name: Georges Fares
Subject: i need help
-- Feb 22, 2005 at 2:39PM
i need to find out the name of a movie about a bank robberi in the movie they use a smal remote control car and in the end they leave have of the gang locked inside the safe the movie is from between years 1992 and 1998 and maybe been acted by kim bazinger 10xs for anyhelp

Name: ?
Subject: More get aways.
-- Jun 18, 2001 at 12:36PM
In Out of Sight the thief played by Ving Rhames also gets away for good. Just like in Heat Jon Voight and Val Kilmer get away. How to know is that has been talked about. Al Pacino and his officers go after Robert DeNiro and his gang (anyone involved). Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie are in real life father and daughter.

Name: ?
Subject: Heat
-- Jun 18, 2001 at 12:34PM
In Heat a couple of the bank robbers that the LAPD goes after gets away for good. these are crooks played by Jon Voight (Angelina Jolie's father) and Val Kilmer. They never get close to even catching the crook played by Jon Voight and they never find him. Jon Voight was speculated to be a retired bank robber and instead is someone cooridating the robbery that he ends up being a hunted criminal. Natalie Portman is a hottie!!!

Name: An LS.n Reader
Subject: Guy Movie of the Week, 11/8/99: Heat
-- Jan 3, 2001 at 10:26PM
Um -- is it just me, or
is anyone else wondering
why these two previous
yaks are on about Lopez
and Clooney?

Name: sherrie
Subject: Re: Out of Sight
-- Nov 15, 1999 at 10:49PM
Jennifer Lopez is overrated. She's an okay singer and actor but her personality stinks.

Name: Gail
Subject: Out of Sight
-- Nov 15, 1999 at 6:11PM
Nice to know I am one of a cult that enjoyed this movie so much I bought it as soon as it came out in video. This movie makes you wish you could be robbers with the likes of Clooney and Rames. Don't miss the cameo appearance at the end by arguably the coolest bad guy in Hollywood today, Samuel L. Jackson. You guys will love Jennifer as the tough gal who has her hands full with Clooney's antics.


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